Biglaang Lakad

"No Other Woman" Top 10 Lines

2011-10-02T06:29:00.000-07:00

It's the movie of the week! The hottest and most talked-about movie these days. It's the love triangle story starring Anne Curtis, Derek Ramsay and Cristine Reyes. Have you seen "No Other Woman" yet??

Movies and TV shows these days seem to glamourize infidelity. That's my opinion. Just look at the recent TV show and movie titles. But who am I to judge? I haven't really seen any of these movies yet.

But here are the hottest, panalo, fiercest and best lines from "No Other Woman."
(props to the writers for the catchy dialogs)

compiled by http://jowanabueser.wordpress.com/2011/09/29/the-top-10-most-fabulous-lines-in-no-other-woman/

NUMBER TEN: You like nice things no? – Cristine Reyes / Yeah. They’re my guilty pleasures. But I really don’t feel guilty ‘cause I deserve them. – Anne Curtis

NUMBER NINE: Just shut up and kiss me. And don’t you dare fall in love with me. – Anne Curtis

NUMBER EIGHT: Bikini mo ba iyan o balat mo? – Cristine Reyes

NUMBER SEVEN: I don’t need to read your research report. I know the market because I am the market. – Anne Curtis

NUMBER SIX: Mababaliw siguro ako kapag nalaman kong may babae siya. Baka mapatay ko iyong kabit. Silang dalawa, actually.

NUMBER FIVE: Naku. Huwag na. Baka Makita mo pang nilalagyan ko ng lason ang pagkain mo. Joke lang. Medyo off yung humor ko lately. – Cristine Reyes

NUMBER FOUR: I’m not a mistress. I never was and I never will be one. – Anne Curtis

NUMBER THREE: Alam mo kasi ang marriage parang exclusive village. Kailangan mong bantayan para hindi makapasok ang mga squatters. – Cristine Reyes

NUMBER TWO: You can call me anything you want: a snake, a bitch, an other woman. But I will never be a pathetic, boring housewife. – Anne Curtis

NUMBER ONE: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Pero sa ganda mong iyan, siguradong marami kang alam na shortcuts. – Cristine Reyes

I think there are other good ones not on here. If you know any, just hit the comments!!

How To Know Your "Real" and "Close" Friends On Facebook On Your Birthday

2010-10-19T09:42:00.001-07:00

If you have a lot of friends on Facebook (like 500+) you'll notice that everyday, someone is celebrating their birthday. Some days, it's more than one person or two whom are celebrating their birthdays.

When you go to that person's wall, you'll see the crapload of people who has sent their own greetings. Nice right? But how many of those people really know that it's that person's birthday? Don't get me wrong, I think it's wonderful that people greet each other on their birthdays. But think who among all of those people really remembered that it's the celebrant's birthday.

I thought about this when I saw one of my friends greet another friend. She said that even though the celebrant's birthday is not on the newsfeed, she remembers. Now, that is a true friend. (In fairness, they have known each other since they were 11 years old.)

I'd try the same thing but my birthday is not till next year. Would you try it? Try to remove your birthday information on your profile and see who really remembers your special day. Even more, try removing your Wall or disabling Wall posting. See who will go through the trouble of sending you a Personal Message.

You might be both happy and disappointed. Happy because I'm sure your real friends will remember and you'll find out who really are your real friends. Someone whom you don't think you're not that close to might remember your birthday. Disappointed because you might find out that some of the people whom you think are close to will totally forget or they might remember but they might not even go through the trouble of sending you a PM.

Most likely, I'll try it on my birthday. What'd you think? Would you do it?

San ang lakad?

2010-08-31T16:47:00.000-07:00

Good Morning! Hahahaha XD

http://pictureisunrelated.com/2010/08/31/wtf-photos-videos-eww-michelob-light/

Ayaw iwanan ang Facebook

2010-08-16T08:50:00.000-07:00

Ito ang sinasabi ko eh! May lakad kayo at natuloy.

...pero ayaw iwanan ang Facebook! Ayos!

via lamebook.com

Picture Picture!

2010-08-12T17:46:00.000-07:00

Picture Picture! Whooooops nakadungaw! Hahaha

Nakita mo, nakita mo?? XD

via diyfail.com

350K Fans

2010-08-10T06:09:00.000-07:00

We are now 350,000 strong! (wow, parang kumpanya lang ah...)

Thank you all. Astig kayong lahat.

Lucky Skater

2010-05-25T14:17:00.000-07:00

Luckiest skateboarder?

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Mga kuya san ang lakad??

2010-04-15T23:41:00.001-07:00

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Determination

2010-04-15T11:01:00.000-07:00

He has it.

Di kailangang laging panalo ka, ang mahalaga sinubukan mo at hindi ka sumuko.

Pag nakita mo to, hihikab ka. Pustahan tayo

2010-04-15T10:16:00.000-07:00

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Yawning is contagious Yawning is contagious Yawning is contagious

Humikab ka na ba? :D

Anti Jejemon!

2010-04-15T05:15:00.001-07:00

Galit ka ba sa jejemon? Hahaha

Knock-knock Jokes =)

2010-04-14T01:56:00.000-07:00

Hahaha uso na naman knock knock jokes.

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knock2x..

who,s there.?

TIGABITBIT ... See More

TIGABITBIT hu.?

boom2x pow,TIGABITBIT,,boom2x pow,,TIGABITIBIT
[Boom Boom Pow]

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knock knock..
hus der?

cashew nut.
... See More
cashew nut who??

.. don't tell me ur sorry cashew nut..
[Take A Bow]

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*nak nak!
>hus der?
*singkit mata.
>singkit mata, who?
*singkit mata, at talong, sigarilyas at mani. sitaw, bataw, patani .. =)

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knock knock!

hus der?

salty langka..... See More

salty langka who?

salty langka melody in my head that i cant keep out got me singin like.. nananana everyday its like my iPod stuck on replay.. aaa ay ay ay ay !!
[Replay]

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knock knock

whos there?

river boat... ... See More

river boat who?

river boat young when i first saw you :)) =))
[basta yung kay Taylor Swift ata to, di ko alam title e]

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Knock knock

who's dear?

Phone na Nokia

Phone na Nokia who?

phone na nokia, di sinasadya... di kayang magtapat ng puso ko XD
[Pano na kaya?]

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knock knock.
who's there?
KAMUNING

- kamuning get me get me get me, baby im yours. kamuning get me! you'll never be lonely lonely lonely. SO BABBBBYYY, KAMUNING GET ME!! :)))

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knock knock...

whos there?

pupunta akong pan de manila.... See More

pupunta akong pan de manila who?.

uno dos tres, pupunta akong pan de manila
[Maria - Ricky Martin]

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Knock knock...

Hus der?

Dust pan,electric fan,kaldero at pinggan... See More

dust pan,electric fan,kaldero at pinggan who?

Jingle bells,jingle bells,jingle ol d way..Oh dust pan,electric fan kaldero at pinggan..

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knock! knock!

hus der?

edu manzano..... See More

edu manzano who?

i've decided long ago never to walk with edu manzano, if i fail if i succeed at least i lived as i believe, no matter what they take from me, they cant take away my dignity...

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knock knock..

Hus der..?

C0me bak 2 me..... See More

C0me bak 2 me who?

C0me bak 2 me bok ang puso wla kn magagawa kundi sundin ito..

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nak nak..
hus der..
lady gaga
lady gaga hu?!
... See More
kung lady gaga ka sa piling ng iba

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nock knock
hus dir ..
coke
coke hu ?
coke ako na lng sana ang yong minahal ...

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Knock knock?

hus der?

Ginabing kokey... See More

ginabing kokey who?

Just dance ginabing kokey dadadododooo.. just dance ginabing kokey...
[Just Dance ba yung kanta?]

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Knock knock!
Who's there? Chicken! Chicken who?
CHIKENya parin babalik sigaw ng damdamin!

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knock knock??
CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR WHO???

CIVIL WAR ang tunay na mahirap CIVIL WAR ang tunay na may malasakit CIVIL WAR ang may kakayahang gumawa ng sariling pangalan

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nak! nak!

hus der?!

TICKLE... See More

Tickle who?!!!

TICKLE little time baby
See the butterflies color's
Listen to the birds that were sent
To sing for me and you
Can you feel me...
[Rainbow]

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Knock knock
who's there?
COLD SANMIG LIGHTS
cold sanmig lights hu?
... See More
COLD SAN MIG LIGHTS SINCE WE'VE DRIFTED APART COLD SAN MIG LIGHTS SINCE U WALK OUT THAT DOOR...

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Haha the best kayo! Salamat sa mga nag-share. Alin ang paborito mo? Share ka din. =)

Fans Information

2010-04-13T10:32:00.001-07:00

Sino si admin?

2010-04-13T10:28:00.000-07:00

Eto siya:

Astig Na Wallpaper

2010-04-12T09:26:00.001-07:00

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Nangagarap magka MacBook

Ang Kulit!

2010-04-11T09:25:00.001-07:00

Tanga ka ba o nang-aasar ka lang?

Ang linaw linaw ng sinulat ko e! Haaay ang ibang tao talaga

Direct Injection. Red Horse Vaccine

2010-04-11T08:58:00.001-07:00

Desperado?

Labo

2010-04-08T22:07:00.001-07:00

credit as tagged

Ang labo haha

Ito pa isa

2010-04-08T09:55:00.000-07:00

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nakita mo na to? Well, ito pa ang isa. Haha, at least may helmet at shorts na. XD

Manong, San Ang Lakad?

2010-04-08T06:12:00.001-07:00

Nagmamadali ata umalis ng bahay si kuya a. XD

Baby James Says "Villar" On Noy's Campaign

2010-04-07T00:24:00.000-07:00

Politics just got a little bit more interesting.

Kasi naman pati bata ginagamit sa pangangampanya.

Holleh Crap! Awts

2010-04-07T00:17:00.000-07:00

Good luck.

Sana di ka na lang umalis ng bahay.

San Ang Lakad?

2010-04-06T11:16:00.001-07:00

San Ang Lakad?

They see me rollin... They hatin'

Words and Phrases a Real Man Must Never Use by Lourd De Veyra

2010-04-05T12:02:00.000-07:00

Saw this on Spot.ph as I was exploring when I found out that we were featured.

See the article: Words and Phrases a Real Man Must Never Use by Lourd De Veyra

The list includes:

“BONGGA”
“ONE MARGARITA, PLEASE”
“CUTE NG BAG MO”
I’M ON A DIET
CARBS
WORKOUT TAYO, DUDE
“ROBERT PATTINSON”
SPA
SALON
“BORA”
“HINDI KAYA NG POWERS KO”
“GREEN TEA MOCHA FRAP WITH EXTRA CINAMMON”
“THINGIE”
“FAVE”
“INTERIOR DESIGN”
“TOTE”
“LET’S PARTY!”
GOSSIP GIRL

Haha dahil si Lourd ay Tunay na Lalake.

Mar Roxas Talking Facebook Lingo

2010-04-05T11:48:00.000-07:00

Mar Roxas' Facebook Ad:

"I'm Mar. Not exactly a Farmville fantasy but will work for a better economy. And no more Mafia Wars-like crimes and deals."

Nuks numun, Senator Mar Roxas. LOL =)

We Are Featured On Spot.ph

2010-04-05T06:11:00.000-07:00

Can't believe it! We are featured on local website Spot.ph!

They write:

The fan page claims it doesn’t promote not planning; it just states that, sometimes, spontaneous trips do trump planned ones that get cancelled. Among others, the discussion pages tackle the scientific explanation of this phenomenon (twist of fate and memory gap), acceptable reasons to cancel trips (school, emergencies and family gatherings) and the best spur-of-the-moment outings (driving from Quezon City to Bicol, and going on a food trip after someone posts how boring the day is).

Thanks Spot.ph!

The full list includes:

“Wala akong matapos dahil sa FACEBO0K!”
“Puro Ka Parinig sa mga Wall Posts Mo. Kung Matapang Ka, I-Wall-to-Wall Mo!!”
“MY SISTER SAYS IF I CAN GET 1 MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON”
“Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?”
“INIISIP KO PA LANG TINATAMAD NA KO”
“AKO NA NAMAN ANG BAHALA! SUMOSOBRA NA KAYO AH! –BATMAN”
“Buti Pa Ang Biglaang Lakad Natutuloy; Ang Planado, Hindi!”
“punta ka ba? try ko humabol! (pero di pupunta)”
“Sama ka na! wala akong pera eh, Libre kita? TARA!”
“HINDI AKO NANGLALAIT, SINASABI KO LANG KUNG ANO ANG NAKIKITA KO :D”
“HINDI PORKET MAY DSLR KA, PHOTOGRAPHER KA NA!”
“Mangiinsulto ka na nga lang, wrong grammar pa. >:p”
“Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations”
“On Relationship Status there should be ‘And is cheating with ______’ option”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.”
“Yelling random things when your friends are on the phone with their parents”
“5 More Minutes of Sleep in the Morning Really DOES Matter”
“Yes, I do look at my reflection when I walk past parked cars or windows.”
“I love when friends make mura when they see each other like HOY PUTANGINA!”
“I actually pay attention to the “L” and “R” on my headphones. Always.”

Bowl Fire

2010-04-04T23:22:00.003-07:00

Pano kung cr na cr ka na pero ganito ang toilet?

Happy Easter from "Buti Pa Ang Biglaang Lakad Natutuloy; Ang Planado, Hindi!"

2010-04-03T09:31:00.001-07:00

To all those celebrating Easter Sunday, Happy Easter to all of you! Rejoice, the Lord has risen.

Dapat May Ganito Sa Pilipinas

2010-04-02T09:33:00.002-07:00

Sa dinami-dami ng mga sinasabi ng mga pulitiko ngayong eleksyon, dapat may ganito tayo ngayon sa Pilipinas.

The Obameter: Tracking Obama's Campaign Promises

Sample:

The Promise:

"Expand eligibility for the Medicaid and SCHIP programs and ensure that these programs continue to serve their critical safety net function."

Update March 26th, 2010:

Health care bill includes landmark expansion of Medicaid [PROMISE KEPT]

The Promise:

"Require that all children have health care coverage. Barack Obama and Joe Biden will expand the number of options for young adults to get coverage by allowing young people up to age 25 to continue coverage through their parents' plans."

Update March 26th, 2010:

Mandate for all; young adults on parents' plans [PROMISE KEPT]

The Promise:

"Two years ago, I criticized the Secretary of State for the firing of U.S. Ambassador to Armenia, John Evans, after he properly used the term 'genocide' to describe Turkey's slaughter of thousands of Armenians starting in 1915. … as President I will recognize the Armenian Genocide."

Update March 5th, 2010:

Administration reportedly works against resolution to recognize deaths [PROMISE BROKEN]

Tingnan natin kung susunod ang mga kandidato natin sa mga pangako nile.

Contest Suggestions

2010-03-31T09:43:00.000-07:00

Natawa lang ako. Nung sinbai ko na gusto ko magpacontest, tiningnan ko kung ano trip ng mga tao.

Ito mga pinaka-astig na suggestion na nakita ko:

mabilis sumipsip ng slurpee ng walang tigil.. patatagan sa brain freeze

pnka.. walang mgawa..

ng pinakapogi sa primary..... hahaha.. sasali po ako haha

pinakamataas umihi hahaha peace.....^^ ♥

contest ng ptglan huminga? haha!!

pnaka... MABILIS SUMINGHOT NG PAMINTA!!!!! HAHAHAHAH

yummy ??

pinaka mabilis umubos ng isang kilong betchin..haha

pinaka---mahlig magpuyat :)

PINAKA MABILIS UMUTOT? WAHAHA

ah! aLm q n.. pnka mgndang suggestion n maibbgay sau kng anu ung contest? haha

PINAKA MADAMING MG-COMMENT WAAAHAHA!!!

pinaka madaming libag sa singit

Kaya mahal na mahal ko mga Fans ng Biglaang Lakad e. =)

Yung contest, itutuloy ko yun. Pinag-iisipan ko pa lang. Stay Tuned kayo. =)

Panira Moments

2010-03-31T09:39:00.000-07:00

Ruined Photos

RockeT Balloons!!

2010-03-30T07:15:00.000-07:00

Lakas ng trip!

Practical?

2010-03-29T02:28:00.000-07:00

Ganito ba dapat magdala ng alaga pag naka-motor?

Riding A Motorcycle Over Water

2010-03-29T02:18:00.000-07:00

Cat And Static Balloon

2010-03-29T02:16:00.000-07:00

Starbucks Taho = Starho

2010-03-27T09:36:00.001-07:00

Mahilig ba kayong pumunta Starbucks?

Designer coffee? Designer TAHO!! Padagdag nga po ng sago!!

"2 venti taho for sir Juan!!"

Galit.

2010-03-27T09:32:00.000-07:00

Holy Shit!

2010-03-26T06:16:00.001-07:00

Holy Shit! If this is true, that is one brave man!!

Painful Letter To Ex Girlfriend

2010-03-26T02:40:00.000-07:00

One guy tries to use Craigslist to reach his ex girlfriend who has passed away.

click image for larger view. Ouch!

The TV Theme Medley - para sa mga adik sa TV

2010-03-26T02:38:00.000-07:00

0:01 Two and a Half Men
0:22 The Simpsons
0:36 O.C
1:00 Naruto
1:11 Family Guy
1:41 Married with Children
1:57 Cheers
2:16 That 70's Show
2:41 Big Love
2:58 Freaks and Geeks
3:18 Malcolm in the Middle
3:35 X-Files
3:55 Firefly
4:09 The Office
4:24 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
4:44 Scrubs
4:54 True Blood
5:27 Charles in Charge
5:38 The Big Bang Theory
5:55 How I Met Your Mother
6:05 Mission Impossible
6:14 Friends

New Profile Pic Winner

2010-03-25T23:34:00.000-07:00

So the picture had a total of 135 likes (as of now.) It was consistently on top and no other submission came close. Congrats to Allen Agacia. Contact me at biglaanglakad -at- gmail.com for your prize.

Here are the other submissions as well as some contest details.

I plan to hold this more often so stay tuned.

The "No Ex" Rule

2010-03-24T12:17:00.000-07:00

Social circles are often small. Too small in fact that we can see and sometimes experience a real-life Dawson's Creek situation. This is a situation where a certain group or a few groups of people trade off partners. Just like what you see on TV shows and movies.

I live in a fairly conservative community and have not seen this happen that often.

But for me personally, I can never do it. I have imposed a personal "no ex" rule. That is, I will not date or try to date a friend's ex gf. At the same time, I will not date or try to date an ex's friend. The potential awkward social situations are just too much for me. I would totally feel bad if a friend got together with an ex. Not because I still have feelings for any past romances but again, it'll be too awkward for me. This, of course, applies only to serious relationships. I have seen some of my friends date the same girl in queue and they (and the girl!) don't seem to mind it. Good for them, I guess.

I am thankful that this has not happened to me.

How about you? Would you consider dating an close friend's past love or entertaining an ex's close friend?

Ouch!

2010-03-24T09:48:00.000-07:00

Aray!!

Excited kasi! Ayan.

Trying Is The First Step Towards Failure

2010-03-24T05:47:00.000-07:00

"Trying Is The First Step Towards Failure"

Haha natawa ako dito!

KSTPhilippines: Underrated Philippine Graffiti Artists

2010-03-22T23:31:00.000-07:00

I saw this on Tumblr. They're a bunch of Graffiti artists in Manila. And they're really good.

Here some of my favorites:

Check them out at KSTPhilippines

Mahilig Sa Bold Shirt

2010-03-22T07:38:00.000-07:00

http://www.thetshirtproject.ph/global/

Old Hotdog Commercial: Goodbye, Carlo!

2010-03-22T02:04:00.001-07:00

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Sinong naa-alala pa ang commercial na to?

New Profile Pic

2010-03-20T23:48:00.000-07:00

Yay! Ang dami nag-submit. Meron tayong sampung pagpipilian:

To vote: i-click ang gusto mong picture sa ibaba at i-like mo. Voting will be until Friday, March 26 at 12 noon. I will then check the number of likes then.

Ito lang pong sampung ito ang pagpipilian natin. Nahuli po kasi yung iba. Isasali ko na lang sila sa next contest. =)

To vote: i-click ang gusto mong picture sa itaas at i-like mo. Voting will be until Friday, March 26 at 12 noon. I will then check the number of likes then.

Prize: Load 100 pesos.

Pag nakaya ko, gagawin ko to every two weeks =)

PS: dun sa mga nagpapa-plug ng Fan Page nila, sorry po. Di ako nagpa-plug ng Fan Page o website unless gusto ko talaga yung Fan Page o website or sa mga kakilala ko yung may-ari. Pag kasi pinagbigyan ko ang isa, pagbibigyan ko na lahat. Babaha lang ang Fan Page natin. Saka tinatanggal ko mga links nyo sa Wall, minsan kasi puro na lang links ang laman at walang tunay na comments. Baka wala na bumisita sa Wall natin. Sana naintindihan nyo. Salamat. =)

Bubble Gang - Rich Kids On Elections

2010-03-20T23:40:00.000-07:00

Funny but I think they have some very relevant points. Definitely something to think about. Palagay mo?

Ang Planong Tattoo

2010-03-20T10:09:00.000-07:00

Pag may plano, siguraduhing maayos.
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Ang plano:

Ang natuloy:

Haha patay tayo jan!

Following Up on Mr Abarai

2010-03-20T07:11:00.000-07:00

I. Cant. Resist. I just found this today. The genius lectures me on music. Oh my. I promised myself that I wont make rant posts anymore but this one is for the lols.

You are welcome for getting your 15 seconds of fame though. If you are sincere, I accept Paypal donations.

What amazes me is this guy's audacity to judge me where as he does not know me at all! When I called him stupid, I had basis. But for him to call me "wala kang alam sa musika" is well, more stupid of him. How the f*ck does he even know? I can be a musical scholar for all he knows! (not that I am, though)

I don't let my personality reflect on the fan page as much as possible because poeple don't care about me. People joined the Fan Page because they believed in the concept and well, its fun to join Fan Pages. My status message is much more about the Fan Page or anything I think will be interesting for its members.

He judged me because I asked a question why Filipinos like lyrics they don't understand? I never even said if I like K-pop or pop music in general for that matter. Where in God's green earth did he get his conclusion? My question was more social rather than musical. The question revolves around the fact that Filipinos love music they can't lyrically understand. Him calling me stupid implies that I am stupid because I don't understand Korean.

FYI, I do listen to music wherein I cant understand the lyrics (Sergio Mendes, Astrud Gilberto and the like) I listen to more music genres than this genius does (basing on the videos he post on his wall - all Asian pop) You can bet too, that he is listening to Asian pop because its currently popular. Who waits on the radios now, genius?

While I agree that music is more about the sound and how people feel about it, lyrics exist for a reason! He said "Ang musika ay tunog" -and aren't voices sounds too? Lyrics is part of popular music. There is no denying that. While music scholars (I had the luck of having a few as college professors) will argue that real music does not include lyrics, popular music does include lyrics and and they play a huge part. If this genius insists on listening to "just sounds", I sure hope he is listening more to classical music (no lyrics) or that makes him even more hypocritical. I hope he is listening to old glam rock as J-pop is heavily based on glam rock.

While love for music is evident on almost all Filipinos, real musical knowledge is a concept not common among many. Calling someone else as "musically stupid" (and without basis at that) is downright arrogant, self-serving and stupid.

And he's wrong again, I wasn't hurt. I was more of angered back then. I hate stupidity and hypocrisy. I hate it when people judge others without basis.

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This is fun. I love to troll on the Internet. I hope he reads this. And no, I wont post this on the fan page. You should subscribe to my feeds to be updated on this kind of posts. =)

Buti Pa Ang Biglaang Lakad Natutuloy; Ang Planado, Hindi! Motivational Poster

2010-03-20T04:58:00.000-07:00

Friday Gator!

2010-03-19T01:20:00.000-07:00

Huzzah!

concept from Helga Weber

World's Fatest

2010-03-17T12:19:00.000-07:00

World's Fastest Shooter - Eight rounds in one second. Six shots, reload, six shots in 2.99 seconds. Bilis ng kamay, pedeng snatcher.

World's Fastest Cup Stacker - Pede ding snatcher to, o mandurukot.

World's Fastest Clapper - 14 claps per secons. Buti clapper at hindi slapper. Pano pag nasampal ka nito ng paulit-ulit? Awts

World's Fastest 100m Race - ito pang takbong-magnanakaw talaga. O takbong hinahabol ng tatay ng gf mo? Haha

World's Fastest Undresser - 7.31 seconds. Always ready?

World's Fastest Soccer Goal - 3.17 seconds. Galing ng paa ni kuya.

World's Fastest Stamper - Galing ng fingers ni ate. Ano kaya hobby nya?

World's Fastest Rubik's Cube Solve - 9.18 seconds. Galing ng isip nito. Kung iniisip na lang kaya nya pano pigilan global warming, makakatulong pa sya sa Earth.

World's Fastest Pizza Maker - three large pizzas in 49.1 seconds. Para sa mga masiba na mabibilis kumain, nakita nyo na katapat nyo.

World's Fastest Gun Reloader - Pano kaya kung hindi magazine ang nabunot nya?

World's Fastest Expert Minesweeper - nasosolve pala talaga ang Minesweeper. Akala ko imposible yun.

Amazing Slam Dunk Cosplay

2010-03-17T12:15:00.000-07:00

This is just hilarious! First, this is the original video:

And here is the spoof:

Funny as hell! Yan ang effort!

Ang Yabang!

2010-03-17T05:39:00.001-07:00

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Ladies: He is out there... :) via

Haha ang laki ng tiwala sa sarili! Hayup ang yabang!

Lab Istori. Patawa O Pang-inis Lang?

2010-03-17T01:24:00.000-07:00

Patawa O Pang-inis Lang?
Salamat sa Tinatamad Ako Fan Page.

Palagay mo?

Why I Chose To Share Content Via Blogging

2010-03-16T23:25:00.000-07:00

Some fan page members might be wondering why I bother to create a blog instead of just posting videos and pictures on Facebook. It looks like more work, doesn't it? But I have my reasons. =)

I am a blogger. Even before I created the Fan Page, I was already maintaining a few blogs. Blogging is very natural for me. Its a lot more natural than maintaining a Fan Page. Its not really more work for me.

Reach. Blogs tend to have a wider reach than Fan Pages because aside from the Fan Page members, its also more visible to search engines like Google. That way, more people have fun!

Copyright. I maintain another (smaller) Fan Page aside from Biglaang Lakad. I uploaded a picture on that page that got me a warning from Facebook. If I strike out, Facebook can deactivate my personal account and I can't risk that. I have lots of friends on my personal account that would be virtually impossible to find and add one by one. I am more familiar with blogging and I can manage content more easily.

History and Content Management. Its easier for readers to trackback and read on previous posts. And there is no division between videos and pitures. Everything is given to you. I can also write blog posts like these. If I want to, I can write a post with video, picture and text on it. I can alos post stuff like the Pinoy Hangaroo game and our chatroom.

With that, I encourage you to subscribe to our Twitter account. That account is automatically fed with the latest post from this blog. Yuo can also subscribe via reader.

Also I found a few Fan Pages with their own blogs too.

Wala akong matapos dahil sa FACEBO0K

TINATAMAD AKO

Check them out. They're super cool.

Shadow FAIL!

2010-03-16T22:55:00.000-07:00

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Haha dapat inisip nung gumawa nito ang magiging shadow nung fence nya! Ang sagwa tuloy!

Hinid Natuloy!

2010-03-15T21:43:00.001-07:00

Kasi nalaman nyang di na naman tuloy yung plano! XD

100 Ways To Say The F Word

2010-03-15T02:47:00.000-07:00

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Mga dapat iwasang salita pag may lakad abroad.

Bobo Daw Si Admin

2010-03-14T22:07:00.000-07:00

This is a response to my previous post.

Bobo daw ako kasi di ko maintindihan ang Korean lyrics. Sorry ha!? Di kasi tinuro sa mga pinasukan kong school ang Korean! Wala din ako kamag-anak o kaibigan na Korean. Walang dahilan para matuto ang isang normal na Pilipino ng Korean. Kung bobo ako kasi di ako marunong mag-Korean, napakadami din sigurong Pilipino ang mga bobo.

Eto sya o:
Renji Sakai Abarai

At ito ang napansin ko sa profile nya:

Pre, ok at naniniwala ka sa Diyos. Pero di website yang sinulat mo. Pinagsama mo ang website at email address e. Bago mo tawagin na bobo ang ibang tao, tingnan mo muna sarili mo. Nag-iinternet ka, di mo alam kung ano ang website.

Hihi.

Update: I contemplated on blurring the guy's picture and name to protect his identity. But when I thought about it, its not even his real name and his picture is too dark/blurred to be recognized. What I am pointing out is his action and his audacity to call other people stupid whereas he himself does not know the difference between a website and an email address.

Personally, I have nothing against this person. In Bleach's fashion, it was Sakanade. He rubbed me the wrong way. Him calling me stupid was a little forgivable (if I was having a good day, I would have let it slip and laughed it off). But when I checked out his profile, he was lacking a few brain cells himself to notice the difference between a website and an email address. Too bad for him, I am having a bad day. If not, I would not have had the energy to create this post.

I know taking care of this page is no joke. With 216k fans and growing, I know I can't please everybody.

Its interesting that I got a few comments saying I was:

sensitive
iyakin
mababaw

This one takes the cake:

"bobo nga sya dahil hindi nya alam ang difference between website and email.

but there is a striking difference between bobo and walang class. what you did was walang class; walang modo; gawain ng mga walang pinagaralang, walang trabahong squater na katulad mo."

Squatter is spelt with two T's btw

Oh, how I love the Internets.

</end rant>

I promise this will be the last time I pull off something like this. Its unhealthy. From now on, good vibes na lang, swabe lang...

Sorry Sorry Answer by Super Junior performed by Super Jologs on Lokomoko High

2010-03-14T10:10:00.000-07:00

Bakit nga kaya ang hilig natin sa mga hindi natin maintindihan? Dati, sumikat na ang F4. Ngayon, may mga ganito naman! Haha

Cool Food Art

2010-03-14T07:27:00.000-07:00

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This is awesome. Food art FTW!

My Reactions To Fans' Reactions

2010-03-12T05:01:00.001-08:00

Post

First of all, its not only me who is benefiting from this. Though I get referral bonuses, those people I refer earn for themselves too. And its fun to hangout at Youthsays too.

Its not like I'm spamming people's news feeds. I space out posting links by a few hours to avoid spamming.

Related content? I posted a lot of things not related to the Fan Page (NOT APP) but I seldom get comments like these. Am I prosecuted for this post because I get something in return?

Why should I get heat for posting something that I can benefit from? And its not like I am asking for anything from the fans. I am not forcing anyone to do anything - I am not forcing anyone to buy, sign-up or answer any forms. Hell, you can ignore the post if you're not interested.

I maintain the Fan Page for the fans for free. I don't get paid. Still I regularly clean the Wall of any spam. I take down pictures on the albums that are just for commercial promotion. I post stuff I find funny, entertaining and interesting from aournd the Internet to share with the fans.

I care about the fans and the Fan Page. I try to seach for anything that I think is interesting for the fans. Its hard to find only related content even though the concept is popular.

Why should I be prosecuted for getting some sort of compensation? Again, those who sign-up earn for themselves too.

No, I am not looking at the Fan Page as a full-on business platform. If I did, I would have spammed affiliate links and other money-making links non-stop.

I just hate that people think I am super-greedy for posting things like these a from time to time.

Leading. I am leading in terms of points for this week on Youthsays. But that is not from the post at Biglaang Lakad. I blog and I do SEO. The unique hits I get are mainly from my blogs.

Corruptsuki - Presidentail And Vice-presidential Candidates Akatsuki Version

2010-03-11T11:10:00.000-08:00

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Election Candidates Bioman

2010-03-10T22:50:00.001-08:00

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Gilbert Teodoro "Gibo" - Green 2
Mar Roxas - Blue 3
Benigno Aquino II "Noynoy" - Yellow 4
Bayani Fernando - Pink 5

Manny Villar - Orange?

Wala naman Bioman na orange e.

Kawawa Naman Si Batman

2010-03-10T06:39:00.001-08:00

Lagi na lang siya ang bahala. Kawawa naman siya no?

Weird Or Sweet?

2010-03-10T01:14:00.000-08:00

A man with his horse.

Would you consider this sweet? Or just plain weird?

Decode - Paramore

2010-03-08T09:24:00.001-08:00

Para sa mga excited.

How can I decide what's right?
When you're clouding up my mind
Can't win your losing fight all the time
Not gonna ever own what's mine
When you're always taking sides
You wont take away my pride
No not this time
Not this time

How did we get here?
I use to know you so well
How did we get here?
Well, I think I know

The truth is hiding in your eyes
And its hanging on your tongue
Just boiling in my blood,
But you think that I can't see
What kind of man that you are
If you're a man at all
Well, I will figure this one out on my own
(I'm screaming "I love you so..." But my thoughts you can't decode)

How did we get here?
I use to know you so well
How did we get here?
Well, I think I know

Do you see what we've done?
We're gonna make such fools of ourselves
Do you see what we've done?
We're gonna make such fools of ourselves

How did we get here?
I use to know you so well
How did we get here?
Well, I use to know you so well

I think I know
I think I know
There is something that I see in you
It might kill me I want it to be true

Please Flush The Toilet

2010-03-06T23:32:00.000-08:00

Ok. Ang kulit kasi talaga ng ibang tao e!!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=4115087&id=511007370&fbid=348485967370

The Scam Post | E-castig

2010-03-06T20:46:00.000-08:00

Late last night, I posted a status message to an e-castig link. It looked like a scam, that I will admit. But I did put it up there, testing. As I was just really trying it out. If it paid out, I was gonna share it with everyone else, if not, I can warn everyone too.

But I was met with disapproval. I can understand if others said it was a scam, I was skeptical too. But why call me the scammer? I was testing it out. Besides, I never asked for anything from anybody. All they needed to do was visit the link. I believe the link is clean. I didn't ask for money, time or email addresses. How can I scam them? If they join in, its in their own free will. If they think its a scam because others said so and they didn't even check it out themselves, then that says something about who they are. I even got a comment saying that he's quitting the fan page. Guess what? I don't care.

The Fan Page is not a paid subscription, there are limits to my responsibilities as its administrator. I try my best to take care of the page. It just sucks that I am called a scammer when I am just trying out something potentially beneficial for everyone.

Remembering Francis M.

2010-03-05T22:58:00.001-08:00

Philippine Music. Is there such a thing? If you want to define it from an academic perspective in terms of form and harmonic concepts, most of it has been borrowed heavily from the west - rock, folk, the blues, pop, jazz, rap - none of it is indigenous. As a nation, the influence of the west weighs heavily on our culture artistically. We accept this and rarely give it another thought. We love to learn and assimilate many things that are alien to us. And adopt them as our own and sadly, at the expense of our native identity.

Watch in HQ

However, every so often, truly great Philippine artists remind us that the form is secondary to the essence - the heart. The sound western is not neccessarily a bad thing, it is a part of what we are. But to loose the heart is to loose every thing because the Filipino is all about heart.

This year's Nu 107 Hall Of Fame Awardee has been in our consciousness far longer than we realize. He was the son of two acclaimed icons of Philippine Cinema - Pancho Magalona and Tita Duran. We watched him when he was a young actor and comedian until he decided to pick up a microphone and consequently, helped us accept rap and hip-hop into our lexicon and saw and heard that he had something to say. His standards were high so his band consistently featured some of the best players in rock. And he was accepted by both rappers and rockers.

He hosted the Rock Awards and has always been a friend and supporter of the local music scene. He had his contemporaries in hip-hop, yes. But they ended up seeking success through crassness, succumbing to sexual inuendo for cheap laughs and album sales or literally just copying their western models. He, never did. He understood and assimilated the rock and hip-hop subcultures but never at the expense of his own Filipino culture. Never at the expense of the heart. You knew it was him from a single syllable and you felt what he stood for. He didn't even try, he just was.

For like-minded artists like Gloc-9, he was a model, an icon and a friend. He was a rap-rock pioneer, a successful recording artist, a good friend to many Filipino musicians of every stripe, a noon time companion in millions of homes. He was as good with the camera lens as he was on the mic. He was a Renaissance man, truly. Perhaps most importantly, he was a devoted family man. For what good is success and acclaim if one reaches them at the expense of family? Family is the core of Filipino values. Family is the heart.

NU 107 is proud to present the Hall Of Fame Award to an icon, a father, a friend. Mga Kababayan, Mabuhay Si Francis M.

Written by: Francis wBre Reyes
VO: DJ Jay
Audio: Glenn Sibal
Slide Show: 27+20

Transcribed by: Carlo Dimaandal

Francis Durango Magalona (October 4, 1964 – March 6, 2009)

Parokya Ni Edgar - Swimming Beach

2010-03-03T20:14:00.000-08:00

Sarap magswimming!!

Tayo na nga
Sino pa ba ang hinihintay natin dito
Naiinip na ako

Sige na nga
Apakan mo na ang silinyador ng oto mo
Iwanan na natin ang mundo

Tayo na sa beach
Tayo na't mag swimming
Bilisan mo na
Gusto ko na magsunbathing
Time to relax
Time to go slow
Makinig kay pareng bob
At sasabihin nito

Pagsapit ng dilim
Lumalamig ang hangin
Sindihan mo na
Ang bonfire natin

Time to relax
Time to go slow
Maupo ka na lang
At panoorin ang mundo

Kalimutan muna ntin ang trabaho
Masisira na ang ating ulo
Kailan ka ba naman huling tumambay
Patapusin ang walang hanggang paghihintay

Incubus "Alive At Red Rocks" DVD HQ

2010-03-02T23:15:00.000-08:00

My favorite band. Watch "Alive At Red Rocks"

This is the full concert. Enjoy.

more Incubus
How to download

The Future Of Apple

2010-03-02T01:17:00.000-08:00

Download this picture

Ganito ba ang plano ni Steve?

Cheaters and Sluts

2010-03-01T20:46:00.000-08:00

If you think your man is not good enough for you, break up with him. Don't cheat and think its justified because he's not a good partner. Breaking up with him might make you look like a bitch but at least youre a tough bitch who knows whats good for her. Cheating makes you a slut/whore.

Weezer - Island In The Sun

2010-03-01T02:26:00.000-08:00

Summer music. Summer chillin'

Test Paper WIN

2010-02-28T07:46:00.000-08:00

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This is ...confusing!!

Para sa mga mag-e-exam! Good luck good luck!

Meaning ng "Its Complicated"

2010-02-28T05:54:00.000-08:00

"Its Complicated" - nagpapangggap ka lang na kayo pa pero break na kayo or alam mong magbe-break na din kayo.

OR

- feeling mo kayo na o magiging kayo na pero ang totoo, friendly lang talaga sya.

In short, niloloko lang ang sarili at ang mga taong nakakabasa ng Status. Haha bakit ba naimbento pa ang "Its Complicated" ? Kung kayo, kayo. Bato-bato sa langit tamaan wag magagalit. XD

Palagay mo? Leave a comment.

Ano ang "Open Relationship"

2010-02-27T10:42:00.000-08:00

Off Topic.

Naguguluhan lang ako. Ano ang ibig sabihin pag "Open Relationship" sa Facebook? Ano ang pinagkaiba nito sa "In A Relationship" na status?

Please leave a comment. Salamat.

Isa Pang DOTA o Ako??

2010-02-25T23:26:00.000-08:00

Maglalaro ka pa ba?

Ano say mo?

Natuloy ka nga tapos ganito naman...

2010-02-25T00:52:00.000-08:00

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Commonly Mistaken Lyrics

2010-02-23T19:58:00.000-08:00

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Greatest Love of All
"I decided long ago, never to walk with edu manzano..." (I decided long ago,never to walk inanyone's shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore
"A walk to remember... it was late afternoon!" (I'll always remember, it was late afternoon)

Usher & Alicia's My Boo
"It started when we were younger you were NINE.." (It started when we were younger you were mine)

If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys
"some people want TAMBOURINES.." (diamond rings)

Britney's Baby One More Time
"My ONLY NEST is killing me... and I........(My loneliness....)

Red Hot's Californication
"Viva Californication...." (Dream of Californication...)

No scrubs - TLC
"A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine but is also known as a BUS STOP" (buster)

Waterfalls by TLC
"Don't go JASON waterfalls..." (Chasin')

With A Smile by Eraserheads
"lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of the things that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men
"Oh God give me the reason, I'M DOWN...ABANDON ME..."(I'm down on bended knee)

Red Hot's Zephyr Song
"Fly away on my CELLPHONE...I feel it more than ever" (Fly away on my zephyr, I feel it more than ever)

AND FINALLY....

Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You by Glenn Medeiros

"Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you know NAMAN MY LOVE how much I love you..."

Haha

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Conversation Between Ex's

2010-02-23T06:54:00.000-08:00

Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)
Boy: yeah, she is. (But you’re still the most beautiful girl I know)
Girl: I heard she’s funny & amazing. (All the stuff I wasn’t)
Boy: She sure is. (But she’s nothing compared to you…)
Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now (Like how you knew just about everything about me)
Boy: Only the stuff that count (I can’t even remember the stuff she tells me when I think of you)
Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did)
Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me & you?)
Girl: Well I got to go. (Before I start to cry)
Boy: Yeah me too. (I hope you don’t cry)
Girl: Bye. (I still love you)
Boy: Later. (I never stopped)

Awwts

Awesome Street Drummer

2010-02-23T03:54:00.000-08:00

Find this guy a real drum set. And a shirt. Awesome.

Goodbye MTV Pilipinas

2010-02-15T05:38:00.000-08:00

Wala na palang MTV Pilipinas.

Quark:

The MTV Pilipinas frequency will air MTV SE Asia. No more Filipino shows and VJ's. Thay said MTV Pilipinas will concentrate on Radio more.

Ramon Bautista slipped on an episode of Saabmarine TV (Saab Magalona and RA Rivera's weekly webcast) saying that MTV Philippines is headed out the door. They said he was kidding. I guess he was not.

MTV Pilipinas will stop airing this (Feb 15) midnight.

These are mostly hearsay. Any confirmations are welcome

Biglaang Lakad Quotes

2010-02-15T00:06:00.000-08:00

Sari saring napansin ko sa Fan Page natin:

Kasama sa plano, di kasama sa lakad.

Natuloy nga yung planado, di ka naman kasama.

Basta libre, SIGE!

Nagpa full tank pa naman ako tapos di pala tuloy. Full tank inang yan!

Nasa meeting place ka na, cancelled pala.

Bihis ka na, di ka pala kasama.

Di ba natuloy ang lakad mo? Di ka nag-iisa.

Ang mahal ng ginastos mo sa "Planner" mo, di naman natutuloy ang mga plano mo.

Aminin mo, minsan ikaw ang tinatamad.

Pedro: Masama ang pakiramdam ko e... Bukas na lang kaya? Juan: Libre pa naman sana kita ngayon... Pedro: Ay sige tara, mejo ok na pala ko. Nakakahiya naman sayo.

Pero pag may nagsabi na "Libre" asahan mo tuloy yan planado man o hindi!!

Be careful!!

2010-02-14T22:55:00.001-08:00

Weird creature measured 6ft long

2010-02-11T07:52:00.000-08:00

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A mysterious creature horrified holidaymakers after it washed up on a beach on the Gower Peninsula in Wales. The writhing mass of tentacles, which measured at least 6ft from end to end. The barnacles – long writhing stalks or pendulates, tipped with shells – are normally found deep below the waves, but were washed up clinging to a log. This barnacle may look like a mollusc but it is in fact a crustacean related to shrimps, lobsters and crabs. The goose barnacle or percebe thrives at the ocean’s foamy edge. Slammed by boiling sea waves, laved in saline by constant saltwater surf, the percebe thrives clinging to wave-lashed crags of the sea, to coastal rocks in narrow inlets called ‘surge channels’ up which the ocean thrusts oxygen-rich waves tumbling and roiling to wash over the barnacle colonies, thus providing tiny planktonic food to be caught by the winnowing fan-like legs poking out and up from the barnacle. Barnacles attach themselves to rocks by their “heads” and feed by means of their feathery “legs.”

Watch Anime

2010-02-09T03:05:00.001-08:00

Bleach | Naruto Shippuden | One Piece | Dragon Ball Kai

Now.

New Logo | Profile Pic

2010-02-08T04:50:00.000-08:00

Polls closed. Number 3 is the winner. Congratulations!!

Current:

#1 Submitted by Abii 26 (12%)

#2 Submitted by Zel - 29 (14%)

#3 Submitted by Knoel - 115 (56%)

#4 Submitted by Ingrid - 34 (16%)

The New Batman Trailer

2010-02-08T04:42:00.000-08:00

I am sure as hell everyone loved The Dark Knight. Well, I just saw this new Batman Trailer. Epic. Very exciting.

View here.

Live Webcast Fail. Infinite Loop

2010-02-07T21:46:00.000-08:00

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10

Spammers

2010-02-07T05:24:00.000-08:00

I freakin hate those spammers. At this day and age, I can't believe there are still people who believe in those chain letters.

Sometimes I think some of them are doing it just to piss other people off. I mean, who is still stupid enough to believe those?

I try to do anything I can to minimize spam. I mean, the fan page has 166k fans. I know its just a fan page but its now a place where several people can have maybe a few seconds or minutes of entertainment or amusement. It'll be terrible if they'll still see spam here.

I see two kinds of spam on the fan page:

Promotion - people who repeatedly post links to their websites or their own Fan Pages. I am not selfish. I don't mind people doing this. But we have to draw a line. One link is enough for everyone to see. If your content is good, poeple will naturally gravitate to your Page / website. When I started this Fan Page, I never thought it'd grow this big and this quick. I hate seeing the same people posting the same thing every few minutes.

Chain Letters - I think this started from emails. These are the ones ordering you to do something (most often to pass the message around) and if you don't, something bad will happen. How can anyone still believe these messages?

What to do:

I Report them. I hope that others are reporting them too. I think if enough people do this, Facebook will do some disciplinary action against these assholes.

Like this guy. Again, I don't mind if you promote your page. But this guy posted the same link three times in three different places at the main page at the same time. It looks cluttered.

Please report any spammer that you see. It only takes two seconds.

Mahal Kita Kasi - Nicole Hyala (w/ lyrics)

2010-02-05T09:10:00.001-08:00

Song: Mahal Kita Kasi
Artist: Nicole Hyala

Bangin ka ba? Kasi
Nahuhulog na ako sa ’yo, naman kasi
Unggoy ka ba? Kasi
Sumasabit ka sa puso ko, naman kasi
Pustiso ka ba? Kasi
You know I can’t smile without you
Pagod na pagod na ako
Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko
Kasi naman kasi
Mahal kita
Bagay tayong dalawa
Papicture nga
Para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga
Papupulis kita, kasi
Ninakaw mo ang puso ko, naman kasi
Kuto ka ba? Kasi
Palagi ka sa ulo ko
Naman kasi
Apoy ka ba? Kasi
Alab-alab I love you
Magsalbabida ka nga
Kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko
Kasi naman kasi
Mahal kita
Bagay tayong dalawa
Papicture nga
Para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga
Kamukha mo si Papa P, Papa P (Ding Dong)
P Papa P, Papa P
P Papa P, Papa P (Dingdong)
Exam ka ba, kasi
Sasagutin kita agad-agad, naman kasi
Drugs ka ba? Kakaadik ka kasi, kasi, naman kasi
Kulangot ka ba? You’re really really hard to get
Posporo ka ba? E di posporo rin ako
Para match
Kasi naman kasi
Mahal kita
Bagay tayong dalawa
Papicture nga
Para mapadevelop kita
Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop
Bagay tayo, bagay talaga
Pustiso ka nga, kasi
I really really can’t smile without you.

More cheesy pickup lines

Pss

2010-02-04T00:58:00.000-08:00

pss, kng mg`lalagay ka ng mga gnean ! Dpat ung may mga kwenta ! Common Sense nmn ! pss ! grabe !

response to Ok yung lakad nung bata so commercial ng Mcdo.. Basta na lang bumaba sa auto tapos ayun biglang may ka-date na. Kaso, pano sya uuwi? Wala syang pera di ba?

Una - oo, nagbabasa ako ng comments.

Pangalawa - ok lang kung may mga haters. 130k+ yung fans. You can't please everyone ika nga. May nakita akong sumisigaw (all caps) pero ok lang yun. May mga nakita din akong sari saring pang-aasar, pero ok lang. Di ako sobrang sensitive.

Pero ito, nakaka-inis. Bakit? Kung mang-aasar ka, siguraduhin mong maayos ka.

PatRicia NicoLe

kukuha ka na rin lang ng profile pic mo, may extra pa

-hindi marunong magcapitalize ng pangalan nang tama. Hindi cool ang mali-mali ang capitalization.
-hindi marunong mag-spell
-hindi marunong gumamit ng punctuation
-hindi marunong gumamit ng space
-iha, first language mo na ang Tagalog/Filipino di mo pa magamit ng maayos. Wag ka na mag-aattempt na mag-English ha.

Gumawa ka kaya sarili mong Fan Page no?

Pss, kung maglalagay ka ng mga ganyan, dapat yung may kwenta! Common sense naman, pss! Grabe!

PS: wag sana kayo high blood. Fan Page lang yun.

Cheesy Pinoy Pickup Lines

2010-02-03T23:51:00.000-08:00

1) Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2) I'm a bee - can you be my honey?
3) May lahi ka bang keyboard? - type kasi kita
4) Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
5) Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life
6) I lost my number - can I have yours?
7) I forgot your name - can I call you mine?
8) Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?
9) Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka
10) Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
11) Crayola ka ba? - kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko
12) EDSA ka ba? - di kasi ako makapagmove on
13) Bangin ka ba? - nahulog kasi ako sa'yo
14) May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out
15) Pustiso ka ba? - kasi I can't smile without you
16) Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.
17) Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..
18) Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!
19) Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
20) Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
21) Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..
22) Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin
23) Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
24) May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy..
25) May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
26) Aanhin pa ang gravity... kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
27) Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita... feeling ko.. "LUCKY ME"
28) Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you... (not exclusively pinoy. oh well)
29) Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..
30) Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..
31) Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
32) Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko...
33) Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. ................dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)
34) Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
35) Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!
36) Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
37) Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
38) *nadapa sa harap ng crush* "si how i fell for you?" (Sige banat pa!)
39) Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?

"Aanhin pa ang damo"

"Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko.."

nyuhahaharrr!! nakakairita pero nakaktuwaaa iluvvvettte! ;-p

yeaaahh and they're back, beybehs~~~ hwenjoyyyy!
*may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!
*asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.
*ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

*meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.
*pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]
* Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
* Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.
* Do you drink yakult?
'Coz everyday you're ok.
*nasan ka kagabi?
wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)
*I think I'm a bad player...
...because I keep on missing you
*naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?
pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
* o ito english naman:
I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love "U"

*hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) "Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) "Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."
* Para kang plema
... because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!
* Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang...
i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)
* Miss...SM ka ba??
kasi you've got it all!
*Gutom ka ba?
Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.
* Matador ka ba!?
kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!

* May butas ba puso moh??
kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out
*Miss, umutot ka ba?
'Cause you took my breath away. (yikes)
* Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?
single kasi ako eh..

* Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:
either ICU or U C me
* guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?
girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing...
guy: teka...magkakasakit ata ako!
* Are you a PS game?
because i hope you're not Tekken
* My mirror ba iyung puso mo?
cause I see myself in it

*o ito, strategy:

Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
"do not leave your valuable things unattended."
>>*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
>> o ito, sagutan na ito:

guy: hey there miss... i forgot your name can i call you mine??
girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine...

Source

DOTA o ito??

2010-02-03T07:56:00.001-08:00

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